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sunnyjacob:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

I need these

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shubbabang:

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So today was interesting

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toastoat:

toastoat:

i wish when i felt threatened or angry or embarrased my hair would do the expandy fluffy thing like in ghibli films

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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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jovski:

reptiliaherps:

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thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

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I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

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NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL

SNAKES ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING NO THEY AREN’T PETS THEY’RE EVIL AND THEY PLOT YOUR DEATH WHILE YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT SAVE YOURSELF PLEASE

That’s extremely rude to say about an animal that does literally nothing but continuously contribute to the ecosystem all over the world. If I move my hand too quickly both of my snakes will shield their head and hide from me— that’s hardly a plot for my death. Furthermore, regardless of your personal opinions on snakes, it is so so so disrespectful and rude of you to talk like that about my pets and about their pets. You can hate snakes all you want, but I love my animals to death and they have provided me happiness every day.

Grow the fuck up.

'Scuse me but do u mind? Im trying to plot ur death here! No im meant to be upside down, ITS HOW U PLOT WOMAN’ 

Clearly an evil noodle :)

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ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

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emoeba:

I found out today that the university put my friend in my room with me so I’m not doing the mystery meat roommate thing after all!  It’s a good day, I’m happy with life.

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Glad to hear! :) I really need to drop by NC state again when you guys are back in school!

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tastefullyoffensive:

How Peaches are Sold in China [full story at rocketnews]

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mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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midnasbitch:

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october-eightyeight:

laughing-trees:

carniecopter:

We are not so different.

I love this, we are all just occupying different forms

this is the coolest f*cking thing

this is so important

this.

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thelilnan:


phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

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